Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
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literal happy tears in my eyes
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them
(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump)
This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
(Source: 1ddoingthings)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
I’ve seen the horrible things blogging can do to a man
don’t be like me, kid
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i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
